Showing posts with label Orphan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orphan. Show all posts

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy 2012!!

A Belated Happy Holidays from the Morning Constitution! I apologize for the lack of recent posts, but the last couple months have been incredibly busy in both the predictable, and some unpredictable ways.
I celebrated Christmas Eve at Tower Cafe with a good group of friends, enjoying their delicious, seasonal, Eggnog Pancakes. Yesterday I celebrated New Year's Eve at Orphan with some Nutella Pancakes! Both varieties were extra delicious.
I received two Christmas gifts which will directly contribute to the awesome ratio of this blog; a new camera with better.... everything, that actually focuses, and a notebook with two tigers on it (important!) to take notes during breakfastses. I'm excited about being able to make the blog more entertaining and far prettier due to both of those!
It's been a year already, and I'd like to offer a truly heartfelt thank you to all of you who have followed or otherwise enjoyed this blog. It's been a true pleasure, and I hope to continue it for a while to come.

Here are some fun facts from the first year of the Morning Constitution;

Two people found the blog by searching for "Stephanie Hyden" (thanks, Steffie!).
One person found it by searching for "person in the wolf suit!"
As of this moment, the page has been viewed 550 times! Twice in Latvia, five times in Ghana, and 43 times in Malaysia, certainly largely due to the fact that my last name translates to "Gecko" in Malaysian.
French Toast, Pancakes, and Omelettes tied for the most tagged food items this year.

Lots more to come in 2012; a new mini-Constitutional coming soon, new reviews, and lots more excitement! Thanks for sticking around!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

A Cup For A Pillow

A good cup of coffee makes me want to curl my head upon it like a pillow, is so comforting that I would rest my dreams upon it.
Ashley and I tried to embark down to Old Town for a Rio City Cafe brunch, after dropping a friend off at work for a little later start than usual. The weather has continued to be "underable," a strangely unpredictable mix of sunshine, rain, and the occasional tornado. What we didn't plan on as we drove down to the Old City was the annual Jazz Festival, jacking parking prices up to $8, and making navigation a pain in the collective arse. We decided to make back the way we came, and head to Orphan House instead for a late, dependably delicious breakfast.
We sat outside to catch some sun, and I noticed a familiar name on the menu; the coffee they were serving was an Ethiopia Harrar. The huge international corporation I work for featured a Harrar a while back, and it was totally and completely amazing. Coffee often picks up flavors from the crops that it is grown around, and the three distinct growing regions of coffee tend to have different basic profiles. Latin American Coffees are generally more herbal and chocolatey, a little higher and brighter on the acidity scale. African coffees are darker, and tend to be juicier with more of a citrus flavor. Indonesian coffees are usually earthier, with more spice notes. The Harrar I'd had in the past had a tremendous blueberry flavor, less like a note and more like an overture. It remains one of the most delicious coffees I've ever tasted, so I had to order a cup. I also got the Breakfast Tamales, Ashley got the Avocado Scramble, and we shared a side of bacon. The service was flawless as usual. The family outside with us was interesting to watch... I think it was a dad on a date, somewhat uninterested in corralling his three children.
The gloom decided to roll in a little after we left, so it was nice to catch a little warmth, and the embrace of the sweet tomatillo sauce before continuing my adventure to Old Town the next day.
Enjoying some more sunshine, and with the foot-given ability to bypass all that parking nonsense, I trekked back across town to enjoy the final breakfast destination in Old Town, the Rio City Cafe. The Jazz Jubilee was still ongoing, affording some interesting sights; some of Old Town and the Sacramento Historical Society's re-enactors were wandering about, alongside a lot of middle aged men in flag shirts (Jazz = America). There were tents set up everywhere for different stages, and signs hung about delineated the different stages and "backstage" areas, giving the familiar blocks a slightly surreal backlot quality.


Rio City has an awesome patio overlooking the river and bridge, just... upstream(?) from the Delta King. It was really windy, so I had to weight down my menus with the sugar ramekin so it wouldn't fly into the river. This apparently is an ongoing problem there, and I saw one menu fly to freedom over the railing, while another pair seemed to attack their owner in a bid for escape. I noticed that these were special "Jazz Festival" menus, which seem to be essentially the same as the brunch menu posted on the website, except perhaps with a little less selection. I ordered a mocha, and listened the the bros and beezies behind me relive their drunken night before. Some highlights included;
"You were so drunk, you kept slapping me!"
"Yeah, when I get drunk, I tend to set people straight."
"You weren't setting me straight, you were just slapping me for no reason! It started to piss me off!"
They later chided the slapper for when he ordered a shot of Jameson, suggesting that perhaps he should start the day off with a Bloody Mary, or something. Classy. If it means anything to you, one of them began extolling the virtues of the restaurant, saying it was his favorite place to get breakfast in Sacramento. "I don't give a shit about the food, though." The view was beautiful, and the food was delicious, too. I got the Breakfast Combo, which included a slice of French Toast, potato scramble, sausage, bacon, eggs, and a strawberry. The French Toast was unique, using their house bread (I assume... the rolls were the same bread), which had a fantastic texture. Definitely one of the more notable French Toast experiences in town. It was definitely a belly-filler, too. Overall, a pretty satisfying conclusion to my exploration of what Old Town Sacramento has to offer in the way of morning munchables; an array of very scenic, reliably tasty meals. I'd like to go back to try a non-buffet Delta King breakfast, and Steamers was a nice find, if only for a reliable cup of espresso beverage. All in all, it was a fun month!

Rio City Cafe
Atmosphere: 8/13
Clean: 2/3
Structural: 2/3
Decor: 2/3
Signage 1/2
Service: 1/2

Menu: 3/8
Variety: 1/2
Size: 0/2
Beverages: 1/2
Prices: 1/2

Food: 6/9 pts
Presentation: 2/3
Portion: 2/3
Taste: 2/3

Bathroom: 2/5 pts.
Clean: 1/2
Structural: 0/1
Decor: 1/2

19/35

Sunday, January 9, 2011

We're All Just Orphans

I've been hearing a lot of buzz about Orphan Breakfast House for a few weeks now; I didn't know if it was just my personal association with breakfast that brought this out in people, but due to the number of people waiting when I got there, I think it might just be the hot new thing in Sacramento.
Orphan's located at 3440 C Street, which is just a quick jaunt from McKinley Park, as opposed the bass-ackwards way I tried to ge there this morning (down C Street, which does not go under the freeway, by the way!). It's open 365, 7am - 2pm, is strictly vegetarian, and serves breakfast all day, which is perfect, since I slept in a little later than usual today. It's been on my list for any and all of those reasons for a while, but after coming across their menu at the H&11 Naked Lounge yesterday, I decided I should kick off the New Year, and the debut of the Morning Constitution Rating System (Patent Pending) here.
I kipped by the ATM (Orphan only accepts cash or checks, but they do have one of those ATMs that charges you roughly $45 to access your own money), and then kipped home for a jacket, because it's been f***ing freezing in Sacramento recently, and then meandered over to Orphan via my previously mentioned, accidentally-Byzantine route.
As I said before, I walked into a mad crush of people waiting for tables. This led to some generally-amusing people watching, and I was overcome by the odd sensation of seeming to recognize basically everyone there. I don't think I actually had met more than maybe three people before (and only tangentially, at that), but it was a little odd. Their menu is fantastic, with a lot of variety; especially exciting for a vegetarian place. They have cool windows and a spacious seating area wrapped around a strange little register/serving station. One wall was entirely rolldown garage doors they can open in more temperate times. Although I felt a little pressured to order something stranger off the menu (the Zen Breakfast or Breakfast Tamales looked especially intriguing), I ended up playing fairly safe and getting the Orphan French Toast. I feel that when it doubt, order something the establishment is willing to emblazon their name on, right?
I received my Caffe Con Pana (defined here as Brazilian coffee with whipped cream) almost immediately, and my enormous order of French Toast soon after.
The syrup is served in a repurposed Mexican Coke bottle. The water comes from an awesome glass bottle. The plate decorations are fresh jam. I'm in love. After snapping this picture (sort of over my own shoulder)  I was sked by the people across from me at the community table whether I'd like a picture of myself. We had a nice little breakfast-themed chat. They seemed to be enjoying their pancakes and breakfast tamale greatly (if you managed to find this blog, how were they?). They also seemed to belong to the "Just Got Finished Running" half of the clientele, versus the "Just Got Finished Making My Hair Look Casually Mussed" clientele. The toast itself was delightfully cinnamonlicious, and the fruit was fresh and fantastic. I could have used a little more fruit to share my mouth with each bite of toast, however. Overall, it was a really fun experience and delicious food. I'm excited to go back, bring friends, and try something a little crazier! I assume it's less busy earlier, and I hear they may offer a weekday breakfast deal? More on that if I find out. 
One complaint; why the hell do they not have bike racks? They're obviously appealing to a crunchy/artsy midtown crowd (from the clever name, referring to an "orphan" or unsponsored business, to the cute "Remember; These Came From Trees" sticker on the paper towel dispenser), and yet any cyclists had to resort to locking their bikes up to the No Parking signs around.

Ordered: Orphan French Toast, $8.95, Caffe Con Pana

And now, the debut of the Morning Constitution Rating System:

Here's the break down:

Category: Points Recieved/Points Possible
Subcategory: Points Recieved/Points Possible

A more detailed breakdown of the categories and subcategories will be posted at a later date, along with the criteria. Let me just say right now that a 1/3 in the "Cleanliness" category is not actually bad, it's just not phenomenal.

Atmosphere: 10/13
Cleanliness: 1/3
Structure: 3/3
Decor: 3/3
Signage: 2/2
Service: 1/2

Menu: 8/8
Variety: 2/2
Size: 2/2
Beverages: 2/2
Prices: 2/2

Food: 7/9
Presentation: 3/3
Portion: 2/3
Taste: 2/3

Bathroom: 2/5
Cleanliness: 1/2
Structure: 0/1
Decor: 1/2

Overall Score: 27/35